Hallmark DIY Fix-It Funny Birthday Card

Front:Measure twice, cut once, say “Crap!” three times and go back to the hardware store. Inside message:It's your birthday—you don't have to DIY anything. Dimensions:5" x 7.25" Envelope & seal:Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary. Sustainability:Made with 100% recycled paper. Item number:449ZZB7981