Hallmark Armpit Farting Bulldog Funny Pop-Up Birthday Card

Front:Most people will just text you "Happy Birthday." But can a text do this? Inside message:Actually, maybe a text can do that. I really don't understand technology. Dimensions:5.75" x 8.5" Envelope & seal:Includes one card and one envelope with a Gold Crown seal. Envelope color may vary. Item number:459HBD9636